It must be a slow news day. The news talk is about the pending effort by the Federales to ban texting while driving. They quote studies that show you’re MUCH more likely to have a wreck if you’re driving and texting. This makes perfect sense to me. How can you look up to drive, then down to press those little tiny keys? “H E L L O B F F H O W R U”……WHAM!!!!!
Call me a Neanderthal (’cause I am), but I really don’t get the idea behind texting in the first place. I’ve been told there are times, such as in a meeting, when you really can’t make or receive a phone call. OK, I understand that. But why would I pick up my PHONE and type out a couple of sentences, even if it’s in geek shorthand, when I can just dial 7 or 10 digits, or 1 speed-dial digit, and TALK on my PHONE…see how this works?? I ask ‘why do you want to text’, and the best anyone has come up with in reply is, “Because I can.”
For that matter, why send an email for some simple chit chat with a friend? (To forward photos or important stuff like jokes, that’s OK.) I use email a lot for business purposes because I want a paper trail (electronic trail?) on what I’ve said or been told. That’s just smart. And years ago personal emails made sense when the alternative was an expensive long distance phone call. But now I can call virtually anywhere and talk pretty much as long as I want on my cell phone FOR FREE. And I guarantee I can talk faster than I can type.
I just don’t get it. 
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(You know I’m kidding, right? Sort of.)