A fellow’s mother-in-law comes to live with he and his wife. A week later he comes home to find her sprawled out on the floor, unconscious. He calls 911, and they take her to the hospital.
After several hours a doctor comes out, pulls him into a small side room and tells him, “I have some good news and some bad news.” The guy says, “Give me the bad news first.”
The doctor says, “Your mother-in-law’s had a massive stroke. She can’t talk, but just makes this horrible screeching sound instead, and that’s probably all you’ll ever hear from her again for the next 30 years she’s alive. And she’s lost the use of her hands and arms, so you’ll have to spoon-feed her baby food three times a day forever. Oh, and she’s become incontinent. You’ll have to change her diaper and clean her up half a dozen times a day, too.”
The guys sits there, stunned, and finally says, “OK, so what’s the good news?”
Doc says, “Nawww, I’m just kiddin’. She’s dead.”
*groan*
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